PAPER CLIPS ARE NAMED THE WORLD’S MOST HANDY AND VERSATILE INVENTION
-And if That is Not Enough, They are Also One of the Cheapest-
November 23, 2017
Kailua-Kona, HI - The Give Thanks Organization today announced it has named the paper clip as the most handy, versatile and inexpensive invention ever. It has so many uses, the organization wanted to Give Thanks for it.
In celebration of the announcement, the Company asked their parishioners for their uses of paper clips and they received an astonishing list of uses for paperclips. Some of the over 101 uses mentioned are:
Xmas ornament holder
Unclog glue bottles
Substitute for a twist-tie to close a plastic bag
Substitute toothpick and/or hard floss
Emergency Tie Tack
When combined with a rubber band, can be used to earn a three-day vacation from school.
Makeshift antenna for small electronics
Emergency fish hook
Open door locks
And, (drum roll) number 15 – use a paper clip to hold a bunch of papers together.